The network told me I had to start a "Blog," whatever the hell that is. Sounds like some sort of mythical cockroach, but whatever. Apparently I'm expected to "log in" every now and then to let all you internet weirdos know what's going on with the show, or what my thoughts are on different brands of toothpaste, or rant about 9/11 conspiracies. They told me it could help expand my audience, and since my current audience is mostly convicts and Libertarians, I figure adding some internet geeks to the pile won't hurt things. Maybe you'll buy some T-shirts. Remind me to start selling T-shirts.
Ok, so, let's get started then. The network hired a team to redesign my website, so you should go check that out. Let me know how it is, because I'm not going anywhere near it. I heard websites can give you viruses, and I'm sick of taking that Airborne crap. But I'm told you should be able to find past episodes and the new ones on there, so give it up for the local community college web design workshop!
Let's see, what else...oh, apparently I have an e-mail address now, too. It's Shell@theshellshow.com so write me there and if I can figure out how to write back, I'll be sure to think about it.
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